The One and Only Stink Blaster
What do you do when you want to slightly inconvenience someone with some sort of projectile? Do you grab the Nerf gun? No. Nerf sucks. What ruin can one cause to another by barraging them with plushy delight? Not a whole lot. I know.
But you don’t want to go overboard either by pulling out the Airsoft rifle or BB gun. So what is one to do?
That’s where the Stink Blaster Gun
The Stink Blaster solves the problem of annoying someone with a projectile without the fear of marring them beyond recognition. How you ask? Because it fires air. But not just any air! Really really stinky air. We’re talking nasty. Like ass. Stinky ass.
This toy certainly earns its name, but it is a bit misleading. It honestly isn’t the best “blaster” I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t really shoot all that well. What it really does is fill whatever room you’re in completely with stink. Whether you shoot the thing or not, you’ll be covered in stink. I actually found that just releasing the cap to the cartridge and throwing it at someone was a more effective method of hitting them with stink while avoiding as much of it as possible yourself.
The Stink Blaster is a cheap toy, but it’s a cheap toy that solves a unique problem. Making people stinky. Try it out, it’s only $20.
Stinky
What, no scope?
Psssh