Jesus Saves Personal Bank

Jesus Saves BankKeeping money safe is an important job. There is an entire industry dedicated to taking your money and locking it in a vault for later use. But why trust your money with a mere mortal?

If you can’t depend on the Jesus Saves Bank then what can you depend on? With all the divine power of Jesus and the convenience of a piggy bank, the Jesus Saves Bank is a great gift for those closest to you.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t it sacrilegious to turn Jesus into a piggy bank?” No, it’s not.

The Jesus Saves Bank is only $15.99.

Matt March 13th, 2008

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