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Hillary’s Stainless Steel Thighs Will Leave You Begging for More

Lets face it, there hasn’t been a decent presidential mockery toy since the Bill Clinton Growing Nose Watch. That is … until now.

Introducing the The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker! This marvel of modern technology will leave you in awe as you enjoy your delicious pecans (or peeeecans). This nine inch tall picture-perfect Hillary recreation is sure to make you feel sorry as hell for poor ol’ Bill.

With over 3,000 pounds of pressure Hillary’s thighs of steel crush anything that manages to get caught in between them, making them perfect for cracking your nuts. The The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is only $16.88, so get yours now.

Warning: Hillary’s thighs may be a bit dusty. Wash thoroughly before using.